Lexiko- Egyklopaideia tou Theiou pt1

Ksekiname simera files kai filoi to istoriko Lexiko-Egkyklopaideia tou Theiou, to opoio tha dimosievetai se opotemoukavlwsiaia vasi edw sto yperblog twn 14 ipeirwn...

Prwto lima tou lexikou mas einai to agapimeno mas Anatolia.
1: Anatolia(proferetai ah-nah-toh-lee-ah). Opws fainetai kai apo tin profora, to Anatolia einai enas apo tous arxaioterous oikous anoxis (koinws bourdela) pagkosmiws. Graptes martyries tou Gamikouliwnta tou Rodiou anaferoun oti se afto ekpaidevontan oi iereies tis afroditis, evrews gnwstes ws ierodoules gia na prosferoun tis ypiresies tous stous kourasmenous apo tous athlous irwes tis epoxis(Iraklis, Perseas, Zina). I leitourgia tou synexistike xwris diakopi mexri kai tous vyzantinous xronous, otan kai polemithike sklira apo ton Ioustiniano, alla epezise xari stin yperprospatheia tis Theodwras, gnwstis ierodoulis tis epoxis kai gynaikas tou aftokratora. Sti synxroni epoxi, to Anatolia synexizei na leitourgei ws oikos anoxis, opou, an kai exei pesi logw tou megalou antagwnismou(Mantoulidis, Vasileiadis), synexizei na krata ton titlo tou megalyterou bourdelou tis epikrateias.

2:Anatolia (proferetai "antlia man omg-lol dld"). Fwlia twn kataramenwn emo stin perioxi Panoramatos Thessalonikis. Fimes theloun tin perioxi na gemizei aima kai dakrya apelpismenwn emo to vrady, kathws kai na emfanizetai to fantasma tou prwtou emo pou ekopse lathos tis fleves tou kai kata lathos aftoktonise pragmatika. Thryloi theloun to idio to ktirio na katoikeitai apo megali koinotita emo, ta opoia prospathoun me mania na eksaleipsoun tis meionotites twn "allwn". Anaferetai oti to Anatolia exei ena idietairo systima aftoamynas apenanti stous exthrous, to onomazomeno HMUK (Holland-Masxali-Using-Killer). Apeires fores exei protathei i xrisi isxyrwn entomoktonwn gia na katharisei o topos apo ta emo, omws to panisxyro evraio-emo-amerikaniko lobby exei katastisei oles tis prospatheies akarpes.

3:Anatolia (den proferetai). Kakoitheis anistoritoi karagiozides isxyrizontai oti to Anatolia einai kai sxoleio(apo afta pou kanoun kai mathima-akouson akouson). Parakaleitai opoios anakalypsei kapoion apo aftous na tous valei amesa sti thesi tous, i na fwnaksei estw ton Tsak Norris.

Thewria peri ygrou mouniou(apantatai kai ws thewrima tis hardcore skinis i alliws aksiwma tis b fasis)

Loipoooon.... O typos exei ws eksis: P(KE)+F=(GS)/K*. Anlytikotera: To athroisma tis pareas(P) epi ta koina endiaferonta(KE) tis pareas me tous pragmatikous ligous filous(F) isoutai me to piliko twn gamatwn fasewn(GS) pros to synolo tis kafrilas xwris to miden(K*). Epomenws, to symperasma aksiwmatika einai oti oso exeis parea me koina endiaferonta kai parallila kai tous pragmatikous sou filous pou agapas olo afto dimiourgei (mathimatikws apodedeigmena) gamates faseis se syndyasmo me geres doseis kafrilas. Akolouthei o analogos typos opws exei epirreasei ton tomea tis mageirikis.


Kollitosoupa
(PROSOXI: den prokeitai gia tin "soupa tou kollitou sou" pou serviretai gia na gamaei parees kai na tsakwnontai oi pragmatikoi kollitoi. I sygekrimeni soupa paraskevazetai mono apo atoma me ta arxika THOU VOU -ektos tou veggou fysika- kai xaraktirizetai apo eidikous ws akrws epikindyni.)

Ylika:
N filoi
2N karekles
16N byres
2 Johnnie
98kila Cola
N-1 tasakia
41,76N paketa
7CD mousikis
1tsonta
N/2 tavlia
5 trapoules

Ektelesi:
Mazevoume olous tous filous se 1 spiti. Tous afinoume xwris tra ypoloipa ylika mexri na tsigaristoun. Molis arxisoun na kokkinizoun tous rixnoume tis byres, ta tavlia, ta 2 CD, ta tasakia kai ta misa paketa. Afinoume na paroun mia vrasi adeiazontas taktika ta tasakia, kai meta tous vgazoume apo to mati kai tous perna me se allo skevos mazi me ta ypoloipa CD, kai ta alla misa paketa pou eixame kratisei. Se potiria anakatevoume ta 2 Johnnie me tis analoges coles kai ta rixnoume sto migma mas pou exei idi arxisei na revetai. Parallila moirazoume tis trapoules gia blofa kai tous afinoume se xamili fwtia mexri na pioun ta ygra tous. Molis mas myrisoun tous aposyroume kai tous serviroume se ble taksi kai eimaste etoimoi.
(PS: den ksexasame tin tsonta pou anaferetai sta ylika, apla tin kavatzwse o Grigoriadis...)