Lexiko- Egyklopaideia tou Theiou pt1

Ksekiname simera files kai filoi to istoriko Lexiko-Egkyklopaideia tou Theiou, to opoio tha dimosievetai se opotemoukavlwsiaia vasi edw sto yperblog twn 14 ipeirwn...

Prwto lima tou lexikou mas einai to agapimeno mas Anatolia.
1: Anatolia(proferetai ah-nah-toh-lee-ah). Opws fainetai kai apo tin profora, to Anatolia einai enas apo tous arxaioterous oikous anoxis (koinws bourdela) pagkosmiws. Graptes martyries tou Gamikouliwnta tou Rodiou anaferoun oti se afto ekpaidevontan oi iereies tis afroditis, evrews gnwstes ws ierodoules gia na prosferoun tis ypiresies tous stous kourasmenous apo tous athlous irwes tis epoxis(Iraklis, Perseas, Zina). I leitourgia tou synexistike xwris diakopi mexri kai tous vyzantinous xronous, otan kai polemithike sklira apo ton Ioustiniano, alla epezise xari stin yperprospatheia tis Theodwras, gnwstis ierodoulis tis epoxis kai gynaikas tou aftokratora. Sti synxroni epoxi, to Anatolia synexizei na leitourgei ws oikos anoxis, opou, an kai exei pesi logw tou megalou antagwnismou(Mantoulidis, Vasileiadis), synexizei na krata ton titlo tou megalyterou bourdelou tis epikrateias.

2:Anatolia (proferetai "antlia man omg-lol dld"). Fwlia twn kataramenwn emo stin perioxi Panoramatos Thessalonikis. Fimes theloun tin perioxi na gemizei aima kai dakrya apelpismenwn emo to vrady, kathws kai na emfanizetai to fantasma tou prwtou emo pou ekopse lathos tis fleves tou kai kata lathos aftoktonise pragmatika. Thryloi theloun to idio to ktirio na katoikeitai apo megali koinotita emo, ta opoia prospathoun me mania na eksaleipsoun tis meionotites twn "allwn". Anaferetai oti to Anatolia exei ena idietairo systima aftoamynas apenanti stous exthrous, to onomazomeno HMUK (Holland-Masxali-Using-Killer). Apeires fores exei protathei i xrisi isxyrwn entomoktonwn gia na katharisei o topos apo ta emo, omws to panisxyro evraio-emo-amerikaniko lobby exei katastisei oles tis prospatheies akarpes.

3:Anatolia (den proferetai). Kakoitheis anistoritoi karagiozides isxyrizontai oti to Anatolia einai kai sxoleio(apo afta pou kanoun kai mathima-akouson akouson). Parakaleitai opoios anakalypsei kapoion apo aftous na tous valei amesa sti thesi tous, i na fwnaksei estw ton Tsak Norris.